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this model is a hybrid of kesha and gaga and i can’t stop looking at her
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person:  wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me:  i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
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Shakira, Shakira.
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“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”


I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing

Oh no! I made it worst. >_<


Just gonna leave this here

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Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:A+- 97-100A - 94-96A- - 90-93B- 80-89C- 70-79D- 60-69F- 59 and under

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d beA - 100-93B - 92-85C - 84-78D - 77-70F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale
100-70: A
69-60: B
59-50: C
49-40: D
Below 40: F

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid
i’m gonna remind you
that our “average” is your “A”

#is that true?Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up.Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.

And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.

I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day

File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.
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Teal / Purple Striped Cat Hoodie
Add some style to your cat’s image. This teal and purple striped hoodie is crafted out of out of a cotton knit, with a matching interior lining. Sure to make your furry friend the coolest cat on the block. Sold on Etsy.
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during world war 2, “punk” was slang for an effeminate gay man, or the younger partner in a homosexual relationship

bucky affectionately calls steve the 40s equivalent of “twink”

#if the shoe fits (via bonzai-bunny)

(Source: margaretpcarter, via noizs-nipples)

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cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
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me 11:59 September 30th


me 12:00 October 1st


it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

(via waywardly-carrying-on)

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poor person:  help i need money
rich person:  why dont you sell your computer
poor person:  firstly you act as if someone is guaranteed to buy my computer. i can put it on ebay or amazon or craigslist but i'm not guaranteed to get someone who wants it and stores often dont want used shit unless they give me a shitty price for it.
poor person:  secondly computers have become a necessity rather than a luxury and you're lying to yourself severely if you say that it hasn't considering how virtually everything has to be done online nowadays from paying bills to applying for jobs.
poor person:  thirdly did you know that selling my computer will not solve all of my problems it will only put about $80 - $250 into my pocket considering it's fucking used its not like i'm going to suddenly gain a steady flow of income upon selling my computer but yeah keep that smug look on your face as if "sell ur computer then" was some ingenious idea that i've never fucking thought of before
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lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

(via llttlemermaid)

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white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

(via entire-galaxies)

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people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via t-ampin)

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can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

and finally

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everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

I have gathered the ingredients, how do I combine to create my cupcakes?

  • 400 degrees of flour
  • a mile of sugar
  • earful of baking powder
  • 5 galaxies of vanilla extract
  • 9 years of eggs

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