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queerhawkeye:

#i’m a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch
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http://grootvegetable.tumblr.com/post/98001051450/clarabeau-ladies-i-am-holding-out-my-hand-do

clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see…

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elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

(via sylviabloodbath)

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123ery:

i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.

(Source: rosebugprincess, via falloutcaitlin)

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ruinedchildhood:

Chuckie experiences his first existential crisis.
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taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you

(via thesweetpianowritingdownmylife)

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gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level
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transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS
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Heather Morris and her son Elijah.
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stopandimaginelove:

itsjustbroshelpingbros:

WHY WOULD BLAINE DATE ANYONE WOULD SCARE KURT LIKE THIS

HE WOULDN’T.
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fapamir:

*1/4 through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* 3/4 through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

(via fortheloveoffaberry)

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